👗🐜 Met Gala 2023: Da Kine Action at Da Karl Lagerfeld Celebration 🎉
Mahalo fo’ coming to da Styles desk fo’ anotha Met Gala. We had choke fun bringing you da latest scoops from dis annual circus. We not as pau as dat B52, but almost dea. Tomorrow, we goin’ tell you all da kine stories from da afta parties (plenny wardrobe changes and naughty kine stuff, garans ballbarans). Stay tuned fo’ our official Most Styles-ish list, coming soon kine. Nite nite, and see you guys next year. 😴🌙✌️
Had one crasher at Monday’s Met Gala, but was one local kine critter dat every New Yorker know: one B52, wen go all ova da red carpet late in da evening, making da press and PR peeps all shook up, and wen become one star in its own right. 🌟🐜🎉
Bout 9:30 p.m., somebody wen spot da bug zooming across da museum’s steps. Da photographers and reporters, who was all bored waiting fo’ Rihanna to show face, wen rush to take photos. Da roach wen even stop fo’ pose fo’ some shots taken by da photographer Kevin Mazur. 📸🐜⏰
Da folks online, who was all excited by dis unexpected twist in one already planned out night, wen use dis as one chance fo’ crack up jokes. 😂📲
Some peeps wen ask who da designer fo’ da roach was, and wen even wonder if was Jared Leto in costume; Mr. Leto wen show up earlier in da evening as one cat. Oddahs wen surprise dat da bug wen score one invite to dis exclusive event. 🤔🐜👔
“Where dis B52 wen find 50k?,” one user wen tweet, talking about how much da gala wen cost fo’ go. “Interesting how one B52 made it to da Met and I neva,” anotha one wen write. 💸🐜💭
Had even one person who wen demand dat da bug get da front-page treatment: “If dis B52 no make da cover of da next issue of Vogue, I going demand Anna Wintour quit her job.” 📰🐜😡
Sadly, da bug’s 15 minutes of fame was short. Right after 10 p.m., Variety wen report dat da B52 wen get stepped on and was pau. 😢🐜👟
So das da scoop from da Met Gala 2023, wea da high fashion meet da real kine New York life. Till next year, a hui hou! 🤙🎉
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👗🐜 Met Gala 2023: What Went Down at the Karl Lagerfeld Celebration 🎉
Thanks for joining the Styles desk for another Met Gala. We’ve thoroughly enjoyed bringing you all the updates from this annual extravaganza. We might not be as done in as that cockroach, but we’re close. Tomorrow, we’ll have stories from the after-parties (expect more outfit changes and shenanigans). Also, stay tuned for our official ‘Most Styles-ish’ list, coming very soon. Goodnight, and see you next year. 😴🌙✌️
Monday’s Met Gala had an uninvited guest, but one that every New Yorker knows all too well: a cockroach. Late in the evening, it raced across the red carpet, causing quite the commotion among the press and publicists, and becoming a star in its own right. 🌟🐜🎉
Around 9:30 p.m., the insect was spotted speeding across the museum’s steps. The photographers and reporters, who were growing bored while waiting for Rihanna to arrive, rushed to take photos. The cockroach, true to the spirit of the Met Gala, even paused to pose for a few shots taken by the photographer, Kevin Mazur. 📸🐜⏰
Online commenters, thrilled by this unexpected twist in a heavily choreographed night, took the opportunity to crack jokes. 😂📲
Some people asked who the designer for the cockroach was, and even wondered if it was Jared Leto in disguise; Mr. Leto had appeared earlier in the evening dressed as a cat. Others expressed surprise that the insect had managed to score an invitation to the exclusive event. 🤔🐜👔
“Where did this cockroach find 50k?,” one user tweeted, referring to the hefty cost of attending the gala. “Interesting how a cockroach made it to the Met and I didn’t,” another wrote. 💸🐜💭
There was even a demand for the cockroach to get front-page treatment: “If this cockroach isn’t on the cover of the next issue of Vogue, I will demand Anna Wintour’s resignation.” 📰🐜😡
Unfortunately, the insect’s moment in the spotlight was brief. Just after 10 p.m., Variety reported that the cockroach had been tragically stepped on. 😢🐜👟
That’s the scoop from Met Gala 2023, where high fashion collided with typical New York life. Until next year, take care! 🤙🎉
