🏈🤙 Da Winnahs an’ Losahs of da 2023 NFL Draft: Wat Stay Same, Wat Stay Move
Aftah da 2023 NFL Draft, we stay checkin’ out every team’s win total fo’ dis season, an’ we halfway through da NFL off-season, brah! 🏟️😲 We wen’ see plenny kine drama so far, wit da Denver Broncos bringing Sean Payton out of retirement, Aaron Rodgers now one Jet, an’ all 32 teams stay scoring big in da 2023 NFL Draft. 🏈🔄
Ho, now we can check how da NFL win totals stay lookin’ aftah da draft, yeah? We going compare ’em wit da numbers from March 27. Da oddz we using come from Caesars Sportsbook. 🎰📊
No get choke line movement aftah da draft, but da Falcons wen’ move from 7.5 to 8 wins, an’ da Lions went from 9 to 9.5. Mean, yeah? Detroit stay favored fo’ win da NFC North at +155. 🦁🔝
Da big move ova da last month stay da Ravens, who wen’ from 8.5 to 9.5. No ’cause da draft, but ’cause da Lamar Jackson extension. Right befo’ da first round of da 2023 NFL Draft, Jackson wen’ agree to one five-year deal worth $260 million wit Baltimore, wit $185 million guaranteed. 💰📝 Wit da new AAV of $52 million, Jackson stay da highest-paid player in NFL history. 🏈💸
Da Ravens wen’ hire one new offensive coordinator, Todd Monken, dis offseason, an’ Jackson stay back. Plus, Baltimore wen’ add wide receivers Odell Beckham Jr. in free agency an’ Zay Flowers in da draft. Da AFC North going be supah interesting in 2023, garanz! 🤔🏆
Even tho’ da win totals nevah move plenny, da juice wen’ see some changez. Fo’ example, da Jets’ Over wen’ from -120 to -140 aftah da Rodgers deal – something we wen’ tink going happen in March but nevah stay final yet. An’ da Vikings’ Over wen’ from -115 to -160 aftah Rodgers left da division an’ da team wen’ add Jordan Addison in da first round fo’ team up wit Justin Jefferson. 🚀📈 Meanwhile, da Rams’ Under, which stay +105 befo’, now stay at -155. 🐏⬇️
So, dat stay da breakdown of da 2023 NFL win totals aftah da draft. Going be one mean season, so stay ready fo’ watch all da action! 🤙🏈🌴
| TEAM | CURRENT WIN TOTAL | MARCH 27 WIN TOTAL |
|---|---|---|
| Arizona Cardinals | 5.5 (Under -160) | 5.5 |
| Atlanta Falcons | 8 (-110) | 7.5 |
| Baltimore Ravens | 9.5 (Over -130) | 8.5 |
| Buffalo Bills | 10.5 (Over -125) | 10.5 |
| Carolina Panthers | 7.5 (-110) | 7.5 |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 11.5 (Under -125) | 11.5 |
| Cleveland Browns | 8.5 (Over -175) | 8.5 |
| Chicago Bears | 7.5 (Over -120) | 7.5 |
| Dallas Cowboys | 9.5 (Over -150) | 9.5 |
| Denver Broncos | 8.5 (-110) | 8.5 |
| Detroit Lions | 9.5 (Over -130) | 9 |
| Green Bay Packers | 7.5 (Under -130) | 7.5 |
| Houston Texans | 5.5 (Over -120) | 5.5 |
| Indianapolis Colts | 6.5 (Over -125) | 6.5 |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 11.5 (Over -115) | 11.5 |
| Los Angeles Chargers | 9.5 (Over -115) | 9.5 |
| Los Angeles Rams | 7.5 (Under -155) | 7.5 |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 9.5 (Over -140) | 9.5 |
| Las Vegas Raiders | 7.5 (Under -140) | 7.5 |
| Miami Dolphins | 9.5 (Under -130) | 9.5 |
| Minnesota Vikings | 8.5 (Over -160) | 8.5 |
| New England Patriots | 7.5 (Over -115) | 7.5 |
| New Orleans Saints | 9.5 (Under -130) | 9.5 |
| New York Giants | 8.5 (Under -135) | 8.5 |
| New York Jets | 9.5 (Over -140) | 9.5 |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 10.5 (Over -165) | 10.5 |
| San Francisco 49ers | 11.5 (Under -155) | 11.5 |
| Seattle Seahawks | 8.5 (Over -135) | 8.5 |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 8.5 (Over -140) | 8.5 |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 6.5 (Under -130) | 6.5 |
| Tennessee Titans | 7.5 (Under -130) | 7.5 |
| Washington Commanders | 7.5 (Under -170) | 7.5 |
NOW IN ENGLISH
🏈🤙 The Winners and Losers of the 2023 NFL Draft: What Stayed the Same, What’s Moved
After the 2023 NFL Draft, we’re taking a look at every team’s win total for this season, and we’re halfway through the NFL off-season, folks! 🏟️😲 There’s been plenty of drama so far, with the Denver Broncos bringing Sean Payton out of retirement, Aaron Rodgers now a Jet, and all 32 teams making significant additions in the 2023 NFL Draft. 🏈🔄
Now’s a good time to examine the NFL win totals following the draft, comparing them with the numbers from March 27. The odds we’re using come from Caesars Sportsbook. 🎰📊
There wasn’t significant line movement after the draft, but the Falcons moved from 7.5 to 8 wins, and the Lions went from 9 to 9.5. Interestingly, Detroit is favored to win the NFC North at +155. 🦁🔝
The big mover over the last month was the Ravens, who went from 8.5 to 9.5. This was likely not because of the draft but due to Lamar Jackson’s extension. Right before the first round of the 2023 NFL Draft, Jackson agreed to a five-year deal worth $260 million with Baltimore, with $185 million guaranteed. 💰📝 With the new AAV of $52 million, Jackson is now the highest-paid player in NFL history. 🏈💸
The Ravens hired a new offensive coordinator, Todd Monken, this offseason, and Jackson is back on board. Additionally, Baltimore added wide receivers Odell Beckham Jr. in free agency and Zay Flowers in the draft. The AFC North is going to be very interesting in 2023, for sure! 🤔🏆
Even though there wasn’t much movement on the totals, the juice did see some changes. For example, the Jets’ Over went from -120 to -140 after the Rodgers deal – something that was expected in March but not yet finalized. And the Vikings’ Over went from -115 to -160 after Rodgers left the division and the team added Jordan Addison in the first round to pair with Justin Jefferson. 🚀📈 Meanwhile, the Rams’ Under, which was +105 before, now sits at -155. 🐏⬇️
So, that’s the breakdown of the 2023 NFL win totals after the draft. It’s going to be an exciting season, so get ready to watch all the action! 🤙🏈🌴
| TEAM | CURRENT WIN TOTAL | MARCH 27 WIN TOTAL |
|---|---|---|
| Arizona Cardinals | 5.5 (Under -160) | 5.5 |
| Atlanta Falcons | 8 (-110) | 7.5 |
| Baltimore Ravens | 9.5 (Over -130) | 8.5 |
| Buffalo Bills | 10.5 (Over -125) | 10.5 |
| Carolina Panthers | 7.5 (-110) | 7.5 |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 11.5 (Under -125) | 11.5 |
| Cleveland Browns | 8.5 (Over -175) | 8.5 |
| Chicago Bears | 7.5 (Over -120) | 7.5 |
| Dallas Cowboys | 9.5 (Over -150) | 9.5 |
| Denver Broncos | 8.5 (-110) | 8.5 |
| Detroit Lions | 9.5 (Over -130) | 9 |
| Green Bay Packers | 7.5 (Under -130) | 7.5 |
| Houston Texans | 5.5 (Over -120) | 5.5 |
| Indianapolis Colts | 6.5 (Over -125) | 6.5 |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 11.5 (Over -115) | 11.5 |
| Los Angeles Chargers | 9.5 (Over -115) | 9.5 |
| Los Angeles Rams | 7.5 (Under -155) | 7.5 |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 9.5 (Over -140) | 9.5 |
| Las Vegas Raiders | 7.5 (Under -140) | 7.5 |
| Miami Dolphins | 9.5 (Under -130) | 9.5 |
| Minnesota Vikings | 8.5 (Over -160) | 8.5 |
| New England Patriots | 7.5 (Over -115) | 7.5 |
| New Orleans Saints | 9.5 (Under -130) | 9.5 |
| New York Giants | 8.5 (Under -135) | 8.5 |
| New York Jets | 9.5 (Over -140) | 9.5 |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 10.5 (Over -165) | 10.5 |
| San Francisco 49ers | 11.5 (Under -155) | 11.5 |
| Seattle Seahawks | 8.5 (Over -135) | 8.5 |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 8.5 (Over -140) | 8.5 |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 6.5 (Under -130) | 6.5 |
| Tennessee Titans | 7.5 (Under -130) | 7.5 |
| Washington Commanders | 7.5 (Under -170) | 7.5 |
