Amazon to Fire Employees Who Don’t Comply with Return-to-Office Policy
Da Amazon ‘Ohana Get Serious: Refuse fo’ Return to Office, Get Da Boot!
Amazon peeps who stay stubborn an’ no like follow da retail giant’s go-back-to-office rule, bettah watch out! Business Insider wen say dat da company wen send out new instructions to da big bosses, telling dem dey can now fire workers who stay skipping out on da office mo’ den two days a week, an’ dey even lay out how fo’ do ’em.
According to BI, da inside memo tell da bosses dat, first, dey gotta talk privately wit da workers who no follow da rule an’ if dat no work, dey gotta talk story again. If da worker still no like go back to da office, dey might get da pink slip!
Da Amazon Spheres, part of da Amazon headquarters campus, in da South Lake Union neighborhood of Seattle Jan. 19, 2023. (David Ryder/Bloomberg via Getty Images / Getty Images)
If da worker still no show up aftah da first talk, da managers gotta give ’em one mo’ chance, like 1-2 weeks, depending on da worker’s situation. Da instructions say dis talk gotta remind da worker dat dey gotta go back to da office three days a week, and if dey no follow, dey can get in trouble, maybe even lose deir job!
Amazon wen tell da workers in February dat most of ’em gotta come back to da office at least three times a week, and dat change went into effect in May. Some workers even had fo’ move to make dis happen!
FOX Business wen try to get one comment from Amazon spokesperson Rob Munoz, an’ he said, “Now dat we get plenny months wit most workers coming back to da office mo’ often, we get mo’ energy, connection, an’ collaboration, an’ we hear dat from da workers an’ da businesses around da office.” He wen add, “Like all our rules, we ‘spact our team fo’ follow ’em, an’ we go take action if somebody no like follow.”
Da Amazon logo at da company logistics center in Boves, France, Aug. 8, 2018. (REUTERS/Pascal Rossignol / Reuters)
He also say dat moving to one new place cuz of da job only affect a small numbah of workers, an’ da company go help ’em move. An’ he let everybody know dat dey get one process fo’ exceptions, but dey gotta look at ’em case by case.
Back in August, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy wen say dat da ones still holding out on going back to da office might get in trouble, according to one BI report. Jassy wen talk story, “If you can’t disagree an’ commit, I also understand dat, but it’s probably not gonna work out fo’ you at Amazon because we going back into the office at least three days a week. An’ it’s not right fo’ all our teammates to be in three days a week an’ fo’ people to refuse to do so.”
Amazon’s go-back-to-office rule came aftah dey wen make some changes to da attendance rules during da pandemic, including letting da directors decide in 2021.
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Da huge e-commerce company get ova 1.46 million workers all ova da world, an’ dey get offices in plenny places, including Seattle, where dey started, an’ Arlington, Virginia, where dey get da second headquarters.
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Amazon to Fire Employees Who Don’t Comply with Return-to-Office Policy
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