🚔🏛️ Ho, Brah! Active Shootah Scare at Da Senate Offices Make Everybody Chicken Skin!
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Eh, howzit everyone! So, da odda day, had one big kine scare right across from da Capitol. Was jus’ one lazy summer afternoon, da kine day when most lawmakers stay gone ’cause dey on top deir August break. 🌞🏖️ But then, BAM! Panic wen’ break out all ovah da place! 🚨
Da U.S. Capitol Police wen’ hustle an’ bustle, making da staffs from one of da Senate offices haul ass outta dea. Othah peeps wen’ get da message fo’ “shelter in place” all ’cause dey heard ’bout one active shootah running loose up at Capitol Hill. 🏃💨🚫
Da real story? Da police guys nevah even wen’ confirm if had one real shootah. But jus’ like when Uncle Kimo wen’ think he seen one shark at da beach, da whole beach run scared, right? Dat’s how it was – jus’ da word of one active shootah an’ everybody wen’ all hamajang! 🦈🏊♂️
Had dis tita from da D.C. police department who wen’ say somebody wen’ make one 911 call ’bout da shootah. Dat wen’ make da Capitol Police go all out, looking high an’ low, every nook an’ cranny of da place. And da D.C. police? Dey wen’ jump in fo’ help out too. But even aftah all dat, dey nevah find any kine shootah. No bang bang sound, no nothing. But still, dey stay looking jus’ in case. 🕵️♂️🔍
Even tho’ da big lawmakers wen’ take off fo’ deir five-week holiday, still had choke staff guys hanging around. ‘Round 3 p.m., dey all wen’ get one security alert making ’em go look fo’ one safe spot, duck and cover. Dey wen’ get told fo’ no even peek out da windows or doors! 🚪🙈
Outside? Wah, was nuts! Some police guys wen’ shout at da peeps fo’ haul their okole and run. Inside one Senate office building, some Capitol Police officers with da big kine guns wen’ cruise in. Dey wen’ tell everybody on da first floor fo’ come out. Had some staff guys who wen’ walk out with their hands all up in da air like they jus’ don’ care. But, da ones on da top floors? Dey just stayed put, waiting fo’ da all-clear. 🙌🔫
Had so many police guys everywhere, you’d think was one party or someting. Even da big kahunas from da District of Columbia’s Metropolitan Police Department wen’ show face at da Capitol. 🎉👮♂️
Da House side? Dey wen’ get word from da House sergeant-at-arms fo’ stay away from da Senate side ’cause of all da drama. 🏢🚷
On top Twitter, da agency wen’ share, “Our officers stay looking all ovah da Senate Office Buildings ’cause of one mean 911 call. Everybody, no come close right now. We still stay checking. If you inside, stay inside and keep safe ’cause dey said maybe get one active shootah. But we no have any real talk of gunshots happening.” 📱🐦
So, dat’s da scoop, guys! Was all scary and stuffs, but looks like no real danger aftah all. Just gotta remember fo’ always stay safe and pono, yeah? Shoots! 🤙🌈
NOW IN ENGLISH
🚔🏛️ Major Panic at the Senate Offices Due to Shooter Alert!
Hey everyone! Recently, there was a significant commotion right across from the Capitol. It was a calm summer afternoon, precisely the kind when most lawmakers are away on their August break. 🌞🏖️ But suddenly, panic spread everywhere! 🚨
The U.S. Capitol Police quickly evacuated the staff from one Senate office building and others were instructed to “shelter in place” due to reports of a potential active shooter on Capitol Hill. 🏃💨🚫
The twist? The police hadn’t confirmed if there was indeed an active shooter. Just like when a rumored shark sighting causes a beach to empty, the mere whisper of a shooter had everyone in disarray! 🦈🏊♂️
A representative from the D.C. police department mentioned someone had made a 911 call about a shooter, prompting the Capitol Police to search the premises thoroughly. The D.C. police also joined in the search. But after all the effort, they didn’t find a shooter, nor were any shots heard. Yet, the search continued just to be safe. 🕵️♂️🔍
Though the lawmakers were away on a five-week break, the Capitol complex was still bustling with staff. Around 3 p.m., they received a security alert instructing them to find safe spots and remain hidden, avoiding windows and doors. 🚪🙈
On the streets, some police officers were even telling people to flee the area. Inside one Senate office building, armed Capitol Police officers evacuated everyone on the ground floor. Some staff members exited with their hands raised while those on upper floors remained sheltered. 🙌🔫
There was a significant police presence, including officers from the District of Columbia’s Metropolitan Police Department, visible at the Capitol. 🎉👮♂️
Those on the House side were advised by the House sergeant-at-arms to steer clear of the Senate side due to the ongoing situation. 🏢🚷
The agency shared a message on Twitter: “Our officers are conducting a thorough search of the Senate Office Buildings due to a concerning 911 call. Please stay away from the area as we continue our investigation. If you are inside, remain sheltered as there were reports of a potential active shooter. However, it should be noted that no gunshots have been confirmed.” 📱🐦
So, that’s the story, folks! It was indeed alarming, but it seems there was no actual threat. Always better to stay safe and vigilant, right? Take care! 🤙🌈
