🏈🌴 Da Dolphins’ Tua Tagovailoa Puzzler an’ Patriots’ New Moves: Sando’s Pick Six, Bra!
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Ho, braddahs an’ sistahs! 🌺 We stay talkin’ ’bout da Miami Dolphins, yeah? Dey wen’ build one all-star team dat was lookin’ minty fresh fo’ grab da AFC’s top seed, going all da way to da Super Bowl. But ho, da injury bug wen’ bite ’em hard, an’ six key players on defense wen’ get lickins. So, what wen’ happen? Dey wen’ melt, especially da quarterback, in da cold Kansas City weather. Chiefs wen’ beat ’em 26 to 7. Auē!
Now, da Dolphins get big kine decisions fo’ make ’bout their quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, who stay going enta da last year of his contract. Da big question: do dey show aloha for da love their coach, Mike McDaniel, get fo’ Tua, or do dey let Tua play out his deal? Or maybe, try bring in someone new like Kirk Cousins? Da coconut wireless stay buzzin’!
One NFL exec wen’ say, “A Miami team neva gonna play cherry in da cold, brah.” But, still yet, da Tua question stay hangin’. 🌊🏈
Da “Pick Six” column wen’ jump in wit’ insights from NFL team kahunas ’bout da best way fo’ go.
We also goin’ talk story ’bout da New England Patriots’ plan afta Bill Belichick, kinda like da Dallas Cowboys kine. An’ guess what? Da Cowboys wen’ lose in da playoffs… again! Got choke things fo’ grind ova dea.
Da full menu get:
- Dolphins’ quarterback kine options
- Patriots turning into da new Cowboys?
- Da real winnahs in Rams–Lions trade
- Wat we wen’ learn ’bout da Chiefs
- Belichick, Carroll, an’ Tomlin?
- Two-minute drill: Stroud comin’ in hot
- Da Dolphins get choke choices fo’ make ’bout da quarterback future. Da AFC get choke solid quarterbacks, especially in da cold places. You get Kansas City wit’ Patrick Mahomes, Cincinnati wit’ Joe Burrow, Buffalo wit’ Josh Allen, Baltimore wit’ Lamar Jackson, plus da Jets an’ Cleveland potentially in da mix. Even Houston get one emergin’ star QB in rookie C.J. Stroud. Den get da Patriots, who stay pickin’ third in da draft, maybe going fo’ someone mo’ talented den Tua.
Let’s talk ’bout three options:
- Trade Tua, sign Cousins: Da math stay like dis: Cousins plus draft picks betta den just Tua. Miami no get picks in da third or fourth round, so dey could use da extra capital. Cousins gotta like Miami, wit’ all da good kine stuff dey get.
- Let Tua play out da fifth-year option: Dis one stay da kine most logical, yeah? No need rush sign long-term if get doubts.
- Extend Tua’s contract: Da Dolphins could try lock down Tua fo’ bit longer, but get risks ’cause of injuries an’ stuff.
- Da Patriots, dey might start act
ing mo’ like da Cowboys, yeah? Get rumors Belichick might head to da Cowboys, but da real 411 might be da Patriots changing their style. Rememba how Jerry Jones wen’ take ova da Cowboys afta Jimmy Johnson? He wen’ make ’em his, both on da field an’ off. Maybe da Patriots stay going fo’ dat kine play now.
Now, switching gears to some local kine news: Sunset Beach homeowners wen’ get fined big time, like ’bout $1 million each, fo’ doing stuffs on da shoreline without permission. Da state wen’ crack down on ’em hard fo’ repeated violations.
Two houses on Ke Nui Road, right on Sunset Beach, wen’ get da fines from da Board of Land and Natural Resources. Dey wen’ build stuffs on da beach without da okay. So, da state say, “Eh, you guys gotta remove your houses an’ stuff from da beach, or pay up.”
Sunset Oasis LLC an’ da Kernots wen’ get fined $948,000 fo’ doing unauthorized work on public land. Dey wen’ put in one sand-filled burrito system an’ neva take ’em down wen’ told to. Plus, dey wen’ do work even afta da state wen’ tell ’em fo’ stop.
Zhungo LLC an’ Rodney Youman wen’ get fined $993,000 fo’ building one illegal seawall, putting rocks, an’ mo’ unauthorized burritos an’ sandbags on public land. Da state wen’ say dey wen’ do dis kine work multiple times, even afta getting told fo’ stop.
DLNR stay talking ’bout how dis kine shoreline work damage da beaches. It cut da sand bank, trap sand, an’ make da waves smash up da beach mo’ hard. Dey wen’ say it mess up da beach fo’ everybody, not just da people who live dea.
Da big issue hea is da beach erosion getting worse, an’ homeowners trying fo’ protect their kuleana, but not doing ’em da right way. DLNR wen’ give permits fo’ temporary control structures, but not too many people wen’ follow da rules.
So, da past year, da land board wen’ fine three odda homeowners fo’ doing similar kine stuffs without permission. Two of dem wen’ fight da fines, but no look like dey going get any luck.
Da two homeowners who just got fined, dey also asking fo’ fight da case. We gotta wait an’ see wat happens next. But fo’ now, da state stay cracking down hard on people who no respect da ‘aina, especially da beautiful beaches we all love. 🌊🌺🤙🏽
Stay tuned, ’cause get plenty more coming up in da world of sports an’ local news. We stay bringing you da latest scoops, da kine stories dat make you tink, laugh, an’ maybe even get little bit chicken skin. Aloha an’ mahalo fo’ joining us on dis wild ride! 🏄♂️🌅🌴
NOW IN ENGLISH
Dolphins’ Tua Tagovailoa Dilemma and a Patriots Pivot: Sando’s Pick Six 🏈🌴
Hey, folks! 🌺 Let’s talk about the Miami Dolphins. They put together an all-star team that was on the fast track to grabbing the AFC’s top seed, aiming straight for the Super Bowl. But, alas, injuries struck hard, sidelining six key defensive players. As a result, the team, and particularly their quarterback, faltered in the cold at Kansas City. Chiefs dominated with a 26 to 7 victory. Uh-oh!
Now, the Dolphins face a major decision about their quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, who is entering the final year of his contract. The big question: do they continue to support Tua, or do they let him play out his deal? Maybe even consider bringing in someone like Kirk Cousins? The rumor mill is spinning!
An NFL exec commented, “A Miami team is never going to excel in the cold.” But still, the Tua question remains a hot topic. 🌊🏈
The “Pick Six” column jumps in with insights from NFL bigwigs about the best course of action.
We’re also diving into the New England Patriots’ strategy post-Bill Belichick, drawing parallels to the Dallas Cowboys’ trajectory. Speaking of the Cowboys, they suffered another playoff loss, leading to much speculation.
The full menu includes:
- Dolphins’ quarterback conundrum
- Patriots turning into the new Cowboys?
- The true winners of the Rams–Lions trade
- Insights on the Chiefs
- Future of Belichick, Carroll, and Tomlin?
- Two-minute drill: Stroud’s entry
- The Dolphins have a lot to ponder about their quarterback’s future. The AFC is loaded with top-tier quarterbacks, especially in cold-weather teams. Think Kansas City with Patrick Mahomes, Cincinnati with Joe Burrow, Buffalo with Josh Allen, Baltimore with Lamar Jackson, and potential contenders in the Jets and Cleveland. Even Houston’s emerging star QB, rookie C.J. Stroud, is a factor. Plus, the Patriots, picking third in the draft, could potentially snag a quarterback more skilled than Tagovailoa.
Let’s look at three options:
- Trade Tua, sign Cousins: The idea here is that Cousins plus draft picks could be a better deal than sticking with Tua. Miami lacks picks in the upcoming draft’s third and fourth rounds, so they could use the capital. Cousins, a free agent soon, would need to see Miami as his top choice.
- Let Tua play out his fifth-year option: This seems like the most logical path. Why rush a long-term deal when you have uncertainties?
- Extend Tua’s contract: The Dolphins could consider securing Tua for a longer period, but this comes with risks related to his injury history and performance consistency.
- Are the Patriots about to emulate the Cowboys, and vice versa? Rumors hint at Belichick possibly heading to the Cowboys, but a more interesting scenario could be the Patriots adopting a Cowboys-like approach.
Now, shifting to local news: Sunset Beach homeowners face heavy fines, nearly $1 million each, for unauthorized shoreline work.
Two properties on Ke Nui Road, fronting Sunset Beach, were penalized by the Board of Land and Natural Resources. They conducted unapproved shoreline activities.
Sunset Oasis LLC and the Kernots were fined $948,000 for illegal work on public land, including installing a sand-filled burrito system and failing to comply with removal orders.
Zhungo LLC and Rodney Youman faced a $993,000 fine for building an illegal seawall, placing rocks, and more unapproved burritos and sandbags on public land.
The DLNR emphasized how such shoreline activities harm beaches, cutting the sand bank, trapping sand, and intensifying wave impact, detrimental to both private and public interests.
Over the past few years, beach erosion has worsened, presenting challenges for homeowners. Despite permits for temporary control structures, few complied with the conditions.
Recently, three other homeowners were fined for similar unauthorized activities. Two contested the fines, but with little success.
The two latest fined homeowners have also requested to contest their cases.
Stay tuned for more updates in the world of sports and local news. We’re here to bring you the latest, making you think, laugh, and maybe even feel a bit of awe. Aloha and thanks for joining us on this exciting journey! 🏄♂️🌅🌴
