🍎 Da Po’ly-Made FineWoven iPhone Cases: A Review 🤔
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Apple calls it luxurious an durable microtwill. It slippery-smooth ta touch but still cost $59 fo any phone case, $35 fo one AirTag holder and $99 for one watch band (not cheap!). 💰 Apple pitchin’ dis as a premium replacement fa leather accessories dat dey discontinued cuz makin’ ’em on such a big scale gots too much carbon footprint (accordin ta Lisa Jackson). Dat fair enough; my colleague Justine Calma say cattle burpin out methane trap heat on our planet so if yah want fancy first-party phone case den ya gotta go wit FineWeave instead o leather nowadayz. 😞😢☹️ But dat fabric ain’t no premium material like leather!
Pop open the MagSafe wallet box n you can already see wear along the edges plus lint stick to it right away – even jus runnin yo fingernail across five times leave permanent scuffs in its wake! Scratch up your car keys or nails against this thing n ya gettin marks stay there forevaa!! Can only imagine how dis gonna look after year inside purse bottom fulla dust n scratches from keys/nails/toddler hands… Lord help us!!! Leather had its own problems but least when oldit looks nice – scuffed dusty fabric?
Not so much.. Maybe acceptable in cheaper case or if Apple neva called durable, we’d know what we gettin into better… 👀🙄 Bottom line? Save yo money folks cuz these things not worth buyin’. Ain’t no way around that truth – fine woven bad news ✋👊 Don believe me?
Go check out for yaself – just don say I neva warned yah!!!
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Apple’s Poorly-Made FineWoven iPhone Cases: A Review
👎 The FineWoven iPhone Cases Ain’t Nothing Good 👎 The buzz about Apple’s new FineWoven iPhone cases and accessories is true: they’re bad. 😩🤦♂️😖 For the past week, I’ve been looking at them from all angles, trying to make sense of it all. 🤔 Seven days later and still nothing’. So here goes: these cases ain’t good! FineWoven is a fabric option for the new iPhone 15 cases, AirTag holders and MagSafe wallets.
Apple calls it luxurious and durable microtwill; it’s slippery-smooth to touch but still costs $59 for any phone case, $35 for one AirTag holder and $99 for one watch band (not cheap!). 💰 Apple pitching this as a premium replacement for leather accessories that they discontinued because making them on such a big scale had too much carbon footprint (according to Lisa Jackson). That’s fair enough; my colleague Justine Calma says cattle burping out methane trap heat on our planet so if you want fancy first-party phone case then you gotta go with FineWeave instead of leather nowadays. 😞😢☹️ But that fabric ain’t no premium material like leather! Pop open the MagSafe wallet box an’ you can already see wear along the edges plus lint stickin’ to it right away – even just running your fingernail across five times leaves permanent scuffs in its wake!
Scratch up your car keys or nails against this thing an’ ya gettin’ marks stay there forever!! Can only imagine how this gonna look after year inside purse bottom fulla dust n scratches from keys/nails/toddler hands… Lord help us!!! Leather had its own problems but least when oldit looks nice – scuffed dusty fabric? Not so much..
Maybe acceptable in cheaper case or if Apple never called durable we’d know what we were getting into better… 👀🙄 Bottom line? Save your money folks cuz these things aren’t worth buying’. Ain’t no way around that truth – fine woven bad news ✋👊 Don believe me? Go check out yourself – just don say I never warned yah!!!
