🌺🎡 Paris Hilton No Go Coachella: Da New Mama Get Odda Kine Priorities
Paris Hilton, da kine Queen of Coachella, she stay taking one break dis year from da massive music festival fo’ da first time in 16 years! 🎉 No mo’ FOMO fo’ dis mama, cuz now she get odda kine priorities! 🤱
Our sources stay telling us dat Paris, she no goin’ be out in da desert dis weekend fo’ plenty reasons, but da main kine reason stay her new baby boy, Phoenix Barron Hilton Reum. 👶
Da new mama stay only about 3 months into her mommy journey, an’ our sources say she like spend time wit’ her keiki, Phoenix. Fo’ obvious reasons, one big music festival no stay da right place fo’ spend time wit’ da baby. 🎶❌
So, instead of jamming to da live music, we wen’ hear dat Paris an’ her baby boy get plans fo’ da weekend wit’ their friends. 🥳
Rememba, Coachella stay one two-weekend event, but Paris, she no goin’ be dea nex’ weekend eitha. We stay hearing dat she prepping fo’ go Washington D.C. fo’ get some talk story wit’ da big kahunas from Congress ’bout da child abuse bill dat she stay advocating. 🏛️👩⚖️
Paris, she been one regular at Coachella since 2007, an’ she wen’ score da nickname “Coachella Queen.” She stay famous at da festival fo’ get da bestest outfits an’ goin’ all out at da exclusive Coachella parties like Neon Carnival. 🎡💃
She no goin’ be dea in person, but she still stay wit’ da Coachella spirit on top Instagram. Paris wen’ post one throwback of some of her bestest past festival outfits. 👗👢
Welkum to Team No-chella, mama Paris! 🌸🌴
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🌺🎡 Paris Hilton Skips Coachella: New Mom Has Different Priorities
Paris Hilton, the renowned Queen of Coachella, is taking a break from the massive music festival for the first time in 16 years! 🎉 No more FOMO for this mom, as she now has different priorities! 🤱
Our sources tell us that Paris won’t be out in the desert this weekend for several reasons, but the main one is her new baby boy, Phoenix Barron Hilton Reum. 👶
The new mom is only about 3 months into her motherhood journey, and our sources say she wants to spend time with her child, Phoenix. For obvious reasons, a big music festival isn’t the right place to spend time with the baby. 🎶❌
So, instead of jamming to live music, we’ve heard that Paris and her baby boy have plans for the weekend with their friends. 🥳
Remember, Coachella is a two-weekend event, but Paris won’t be there next weekend either. We’ve heard that she’s prepping to go to Washington D.C. to meet with congressional leaders to discuss the child abuse bill she’s been advocating for. 🏛️👩⚖️
Paris has been a regular at Coachella since 2007, and she earned the nickname “Coachella Queen.” She’s famous at the festival for having the best outfits and attending exclusive Coachella parties like Neon Carnival. 🎡💃
She won’t be there physically, but she’s still in the Coachella spirit on Instagram. Paris posted a throwback of some of her best past festival outfits. 👗👢
Welcome to Team No-chella, Mama Paris! 🌸🌴
