🌊🤙🏽 Ho brah, Trump Talk Big About Him Bein’ in Hot Wata For All Us Locals!
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So you guys heard da one about da former big kahuna, Trump? He all in da kine legal trouble and now he spockin’ like he stay in dat mess all for us, da local folks. Kind kine crazy, yeah? 🌴🏛️
Back in da day, when Mr. Trump wen’ run for be da big kahuna in 2016 and again in 2020, he always was tellin’ people he da outsider and he get us. He understand our pilikia (problems). He was da guy dat gonna fight for da little people. Now, though, his whole 2024 shindig is all about his own moemoe (dreams) and drama, and he tryna make everybody tink they part of his story. He still talk stink about da 2020 vote count, sayin’ they wen’ steal from him. 🌺🗳️
Da dude even went up New Hampshire side and told everybody, “Dey like take away my freedom but no worry, I no let them take yours.” Pretty heavy stuff, right? And plenty peeps actually believe him! 🌈🎤
One aunty, Lorraine Rudd, she went one of his big aloha rallies. She talk like if dey can make trouble for Trump, maybe they gonna make trouble for her next. She all in with Trump’s talk about him winning in 2020. 😲🏝️
No lie, da first time Trump said he was running, way before any kine charges, he was like, “I am your payback, braddahs and sistahs.” Now, he more like, “All dis hot wata I in? All for you guys!” And wen they wen’ slap him with charges in June, he went tell all da Republicans, “Brah, basically, all dis is happening to me cause of you guys.” Like, he stay taking one for da team or somethin’. 🤷🏽♂️🌸
He even went all out on his own social media site. Wen’ post stuff like being in trouble in DC was one “honor” cause, as he put ‘em, “I am being arrested for all you folks.” Trippy, yeah? 🏄🏽♂️💻
And no forget, Trump been in da hot seat before, like wit da Russia stuff and da first time they wen’ try impeach him. But every time, he just get more support from his party. Republicans, they still back him up. And plenty of the 2024 rivals, they just echo his words. They all in on his stories, even if plenty people say it’s just tall tales. 🍍🎥
But then get other Republicans, da kine more mellow ones. Like this one guy, Will Hurd, he wen’ tell folks at one gathering that Trump only running to stay outta jail. Brah, they wen’ boo him real good for dat. 🍹👎🏽
All while Trump’s lawyers talking big game, saying everything Trump said before da January 6 stuff was just him dreamin’ out loud. But he and his crew also tryna shift da attention to Joe Biden’s boy, Hunter, talking story about some shady deals and stuff. But so far, all da snooping around haven’t show anything against Mr. Biden. 🕵🏽♂️🎋
And Trump? He still firing away, promising he gonna get one special guy to look into the Bidens if he wins. He still calling out people, like the special counsel guy, Jack Smith, and the district attorney from Georgia, without even naming her, but just saying she “racist.” Heavy, yeah? 🏄🏽♀️🔍
And even with all his drama, Trump still da big name in da Republican race. But a few of his competition guys, like Ron DeSantis from Florida and even the former big VP Mike Pence, they starting to break away and say their own thing. And then there’s Chris Christie, another one of Trump’s competition guys. He all making fun of Trump, saying how lucky we all are that Trump taking the hit for us. But, you know, in dat sarcastic kine way. 😂🤦🏽♂️
Now, there’s still plenty of Trump’s fans, like Steve Vicere from Florida, who believe all this drama is just one way for the Democrats to keep Trump outta power. And then there’s Dean Brady from New Hampshire, who say Trump doing all this for his fans. “He stay representing us,” da guy said. “He not in this for himself. He up there cause he love America and care about us.” 🤙🏽🇺🇸
But not everybody feeling the same love for Trump. Some Republicans, like Jean Davis, tink Trump should just step back. And her husband, Russ, say even if Trump was da nominee, he no have chance against Mr. Biden.
Only time gonna tell how all this drama gonna pan out. But for now, everybody just watching and waiting, hoping for some good vibes in da end. 🌺🌴🌊🤙🏽
NOW IN ENGLISH
🤙 Brah, Trump Say He Stay In Trouble ‘Cause of Us Guys!
Ho! Check dis out: da former big boss, Trump, who wen talk plenty about da kine things dat bother him, trying fo’ get his supporters fo’ feel like dey one part of him. Chee, he all in, eh? 🌴
While Trump’s fancy lawyers tryin’ all kine stuffs fo’ get him outta hot water, da former prez wen decide, “No make li’dat, it’s all ’bout da peepo!” He stay saying: “Dey only making me da kolohe ’cause of you guys.” 🏝️
When he talk story, go on social media, and make those fancy ads, Trump keep saying dat da hana dey try fo’ do on him is all political, like one kine witch hunt, yeah? He trying fo’ make like he da sacrifice fo’ all da peepo, taking all da hits from da Demos and da gov’ment. 🌊
He wen tell everybody at one New Hampshire rally, “Dey like lock me up ’cause I no let ’em lock you up. Dey like shut my mouth, but I no let ’em make anykine to you!”
Back in da day, 2016 an’ 2020, Trump was all, “I know what’s up, I fight for you!” But now? Brah, his 2024 run stay all ’bout his personal beefs. And he still saying, with no shame, dat 2020 election was robbed from him and also took away from his supporters. He saying all da pilikia he in right now, his peeps could be in da same boat.🛶
And, ho, da peepo are buying it! Lorraine Rudd from Massachusetts wen say after Trump’s third indictment, “If dey can come fo’ him, den dey can come fo’ me, yeah?” She all in, thinking Trump wen actually win 2020. She’s like, “What, I next or what?” 🤷
Way back in March, when Trump wen say he running, he told da crowd, “I yo’ revenge.” Now, he all about, “Dey coming for me ’cause of you guys.” Like he trying fo’ make his story mo’ relatable, yeah? Especially now he tryin’ fo’ go back to da White House.
Brah, this narrative of being one victim, when in da past da Repubs was all about law and order, it’s all shaka with Trump’s peepo. 🤙
Steve Vicere, who wen drive from Florida fo’ see Trump in New Hampshire, he thinks da whole thing just one way fo’ keep Trump from being big boss again. He said, “Dey taking away our aloha spirit, and nobody gets cracks.”
Dean Brady, one limo driver, wen feel all da feels from Trump’s message. He said, “Da braddah stay repping us. He could just chill, but he stay doing this ’cause he love da land and he love us locals.” 🌺
But not all da Repub peeps are into Trump’s mo’o. Jean Davis, who wen go one barbecue in Iowa, thinks dat Trump should be kapu as one candidate now.
Her hubby, Russ Davis, he supports Mr. DeSantis, and he tink if Trump da nominee, then beating Mr. Biden, ah, fat chance!
He said, “Plenny peeps on da Repub side, dey just cannot with Trump’s big kahuna mouth.” 🤐
Note: This is a playful translation into Hawaiian Pidgin while still trying to respect the seriousness of the topic. It’s important to remember that cultural sensitivity and respect are essential when engaging with and representing any language or dialect.
