🏀🏒🤙Da Sportz Wateva Fo’ Dis Weekeen

Sprin’ stay hea, an’ dat meanz plenny kine action fo’ da sports we stay tinkin’ ’bout durin’ wintah: basketball an’ hockey. Da N.B.A. an’ N.H.L. playoffs stay comin’! 😎

Check wat I goin’ watch dis wekeen (all da timez Eastern) 🕰️👀 →

Da N.B.A.’s play-in gamez stay pau, so Satadeh we get choke ono playoff matchups: Brooklyn at Philadelphia (1 p.m., ESPN), Atlanta at Boston (3:30 p.m., ESPN), New York at Cleveland (6 p.m., ESPN) an’ Golden State at Sacramento (8:30 p.m., ABC). 🏀🔥

Fo’ mo’ N.B.A. gamez stay on top Sunday, an’ da N.H.L. playoffs start Mondai. 🏒🤯

No can get enuff pro football? Den check out da new U.S.F.L. season two, ‘cuz N.F.L. an’ X.F.L. no stay enuff! 🏈💪

Fo’ start on Satadeh, Philadelphia Stars goin’ scrap da Memphis Showboats (4:30 p.m., Fox). 🌟🚢

Da college gymnastics stay skiyoken now dat da athletes can score wit’ name, image an’ likeness deals. 💸🤸‍♀️

So, no miss da N.C.A.A. championships dis Satadeh (women, 4 p.m., ABC; men, 6 p.m., NCAA.com) fo’ some mean moves! 🥇🏆

Aftah you watch all dat vaulting, beaming, an’ ringing, time fo’ da N.C.A.A. bowling championships (Satadeh, 9 p.m., ESPNU)! 🎳👏

Vanderbilt, Nebraska, Arkansas State, an’ da Illinois powerhouse McKendree goin’ throw down fo’ da crown. 🏆🔥

Fo’ da hardcore race fans, get ready fo’ da Grand National steeplechase (Satadeh, 12:15 p.m., FanDuel) wit’ 40 horses goin’ mo’ den four miles! 🐎🏁

Wit’ all dat kine field an’ da mean jumps, dis race stay da mos’ hard fo’ guess who goin’ win! 🤔💨

So, no miss out on all da sports action dis weekend. Get yo’ grindz, kick back, an’ enjoy da show! 🍿📺🤙

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NOW IN ENGLISH

Da Ultimate Sports Weekend Awaits! 🏀🏒🤙

Spring is here, and it’s the perfect time for exciting winter sports action: basketball and hockey. The NBA and NHL playoffs are about to begin! 😎

Here’s what I’ll be watching this weekend (all times Eastern) 🕰️👀 →

With the NBA’s play-in games finished, Saturday kicks off with an amazing lineup of playoff matchups: Brooklyn at Philadelphia (1 p.m., ESPN), Atlanta at Boston (3:30 p.m., ESPN), New York at Cleveland (6 p.m., ESPN), and Golden State at Sacramento (8:30 p.m., ABC). 🏀🔥

Four more NBA games are happening on Sunday, and the NHL playoffs start on Monday. 🏒🤯

If the NFL and XFL (approaching the end of its regular season) aren’t enough pro football for you, get ready for the second season of the new USFL. 🏈💪

The opening game on Saturday has the Philadelphia Stars facing the Memphis Showboats (4:30 p.m., Fox). 🌟🚢

College gymnastics has improved since athletes have been allowed to accept name, image, and likeness deals. 💸🤸‍♀️

Don’t miss the NCAA championships this Saturday (women, 4 p.m., ABC; men, 6 p.m., NCAA.com) for some incredible performances! 🥇🏆

After enjoying all the vaulting, beaming, and ringing, it’s time for the NCAA bowling championships (Saturday, 9 p.m., ESPNU)! 🎳👏

Vanderbilt, Nebraska, Arkansas State, and the Illinois powerhouse McKendree will compete for the crown. 🏆🔥

For the hardcore race fans, get ready for the Grand National steeplechase (Saturday, 12:15 p.m., FanDuel) with 40 horses covering more than four miles! 🐎🏁

With a huge field and challenging jumps, this race is the hardest in the world to predict. 🤔💨

Don’t miss out on all the sports action this weekend. Grab your snacks, kick back, and enjoy the show! 🍿📺🤙